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How To Be A Mean Mother
A mean mother never allows candy or sweets
to take the place of a well-balanced meal.
A mean mother insists on knowing where her
children are at all times, who their friends
are and what they do. A mean mother breaks
the Child Labor Law by making her children
work…washing dishes, making beds,
learning to cook and doing other cruel and
unpleasant chores.
A mean mother makes life miserable for her
offspring by insisting that they always tell
the truth…
A mean mother produces teenagers who are
wiser and more sensible. A mean mother
can smile with secret delight and pride
when she hears her own grandchildren
call their parents “mean”.
What the world needs now are more
Mean Mothers and Fathers.
Great gift for Mother's Day or birthdays. |
